Battle Of the Puddle Pirate

We accept too much from the Weather Science Dudes. We are told that with storms you will get thunder, wind and lightening and these things come from clouds banging together and stuff like that. To that I say PAH or better yet.....AARRRR! I know for certain they come from the Puddle Pirates and their battles.
With each downpour you will see where large puddles will form. It is best if there is one of these large puddles on each side of a house.
The wind picks up and on that wind comes the pirates already arguing about who makes the best hot chocolate or if it should have marshmallows or not. They find two good puddles and the battle begins.
At times you can hear the arguments in the battle/storm. Flash boom goes the cannon (lightening and thunder). At times you will hear a loud rumble. Don't worry, those are just the cannon balls rolling across a roof.
The battle ends when the mermaid sitting nearby gives the score for the winner. And as quickly as the Battle of the Puddle Pirate started it ends with the wind shifting them into a different part of the clouds....on to the next Battle of the Puddle Pirates.